amalasdraws:

Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

whatsdifferentincanada:

goon:

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

redchrominance:

airandangels:

gelledegg:

powerfulwizard:

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

“Behold, a van!”

gayslimeblock:

My organs when I eat my first meal of the day at 5pm