indiepunks:

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

we americans think this is normal but once someone from literally anywhere else points this out we’re like. ah. damn

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mitski-miyawakis:

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

“thousands” of years

you mean 200 million years

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